A Ticket to Tewkesbury

A Ticket to Tewkesbury by Philip Neale, writing as...

Plastic

Plastic Taking the knife to...

The End


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Written by mick beville   
Friday, 22 August 2008

 

            "Stop... right there" said ‘American Pete,' snarling and slamming his hand on the aluminium table hard enough to make its contents bounce. "This is the point where you have to ‘seriously' think about the ending." His eyes rolled and saliva sprayed over the table. "You can't finish with yourself running around with no pants on. This is your Autobiography for Christ sakes; people will think that you're completely unhinged."

            "I thought that was the idea' I said, placing my coffee cup on my lap. "The whole point is you're not unhinged, not in the purest way. These guys have somehow managed to get under your skin, but in the greater scheme of things they were no more than chaff on the wind. You god dam Irish have a talent for rising above adversity. Unlike some of us who are destined to keep falling through the basement floor..."

            "Is this about the ***** again?" I asked, welcoming the change of subject.

            "The *****..." he growled, thumping his fist on the table.

            "Calm down Peter" I urged, as a few heads turned at the tables.

‘The Bitch' he referred to was the new principle of the high school where he had earned his living as a casual teacher for the past several years, and the ***** it seems had taken a certain dislike to Peter.

            "If the ***** doesn't like you, then you don't eat." he said, with bitterness in his voice. "I bought a god dam hundred and fifty yards of sandwich wrap at the break and you can believe that was money well wasted. And to visit a friend, I drove all the way to Byron Bay at Christmas. I watched every sign, sixty, seventy, one hundred. I even picked up a hitch hiker to give my eyes a break, turns out he couldn't drive. Ten hours up there and then ten hours back, nobody ever watched the speed signs harder. Yesterday Richard from the cinema gives me this envelope; a speeding camera, someplace I never even heard of, says I was speeding, and to beat that I got no points left on my licence. I tell you man, I just keep crashing through one floor after the other. Sure I could get work at some godforsaken outback mining town, but I dreamed all my life of living in a place like where I am now."

            "Maybe that's how things were meant to be Peter. Maybe you'll get on the train and find the perfect woman." He smiled.

            "You heard the story?" I smiled back. I'd heard the story several times. How he'd sat next to her on the train. How he'd started a conversation about the book she was reading. How within two months they were married and within a further two months it was all just another disaster.  "It's at this point" he said, seamlessly changing the subject "that you have to nail the essence of ‘you.' This is your story, your journey, and for better or worse, it's brought you to this point. How do you want to end the story?" he asked.

 

I had to think for a while. It was early March 2007 and in three weeks I would be fifty eight. For the past thirty six years sharing my life with Anne, I'd been happier than a man could ever wish to be. Three fine sons and seven grandchildren would be a fitting end to any story but I guess life itself gets to choose the end to all our stories.

 

THE END



Copyright 2008 mick beville
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Comments (5)
Posted by philneale1952
2008-08-22 08:17:01
Confused

Really not sure where this storyline was going, or who was the main character.

Could be me just having a bad day, but I felt that there was something more to the tale.

Phil
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Posted by d.dasgupta
2008-08-22 11:18:04
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I read this twice over. I tend to agree with Phil. My reaction is worse really. I simply didn't see what was going on. May be I am not looking at the thing one's supposed to. Sorry about this.
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Posted by Lord Pinkington
2008-08-22 11:28:28
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I see the influx of new reviewers are not gettin smarter.

Mick, just make this a bit longer and show us more of the characters and this will be dandy.

I've read your other stories and they were great so i'm sure you can pull this off too.
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Posted by alfred
2008-08-22 11:34:44
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Ill do one better then phil and d.das...this sucked. no wait, worse then that, it sucked hind parts. no wait, i think I can top that still. It sucked hind parts with an generous display of klig-ons.

seriously dude,,what were you thinking about when you wrote this? sucking?
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Posted by Something Indecent
2008-08-28 16:05:26
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Perhaps you should add more to this to make it a bit more understandable. In my opinion that is.
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