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| Written by JJ Tyler | |
| Thursday, 21 August 2008 | |
Now, I couldn’t actually read that, because I was around 130 feet back, and the only one who could read this sign from that far back would be someone with a robotic eagle eye. And how would the company not be liable? If I filled my truck full of light weight steak knives and drove at high speeds, cutting off people and slamming my breaks to watch the cutlery fly overhead, would I be ok as long as I had a sign? A person would walk up to me with a knife edge sticking through his temple, “Uh, sir?” “Read the sign buddy,” I would say. And then he would cry. He hadn’t read the sign and it was his fault that he had a Ginsu sticking through his cranium. Has technology not caught up with proper gravel truck tarp coverage? The other day I saw an artificial heart placed in an endangered Panda, but we can’t put a tarp on a gravel truck? Let the Pandas die, I say. Why can’t a truck full of marshmallow have a faulty tarp? Copyright 2008 JJ Tyler |
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