Alan never wanted a cat because he was always too wrapped up in his work to look after one.but whether he wanted one or not, he got one.A loved relative died and left the cat to him and he didnt have the heart to just give the cat away.so after work he went to pick the cat up from the cat centre but no one was there apart from three cats , two orange, one blue.two bit him - the orange ones - so he figured the cat would have to be the blue one.he flicked a coin just to make sure and it landed on tails the cat had a tail so he just picked up the blue one. as he approached his car the cat flicked out a lizard like tongue and made an owl like noise "how ridiculous" thought alan. it had been a long day at work and he really couldnt be bothered to get the cat out of the carry case so he just left him in there. Alan fell asleep and awoke with a " beep beep" it was his high-tech moblie alerting him he has a message he rubbed his eyes and stared at the message " hi this is my new number text back" he really couldnt be bothered to work out who it was from or send a message back so he just went back to slleep. that night he had a very weird dream; the cat was in the attic rolling around restlessly for hours he dreampt the same thing untill his high tech alarm clock woke him up as usual he got dressed, picked up his briefcase , and walked out the door.......he couldnt get out the door! he searched for the keys in the house everywhere but no luck eventually he gave up searching and went to see the silly cat which haunted his dreams all last night he peered through the bars and to his suprise all what was there was his key! but as he was late for work he didnt even think about the silly blue cat so he just picked up the key , put it in the door....but it didnt fit as he looked closely he realised that the key was to the aticc................remebering his dream Alan got a little bit scared "BEEP BEEP" (text message recieved) " can u get me a cone of ice cream please ?" Alan jumped out of his window , and made his way to the car he didnt care about work. he went to the ice cream store and got loads of ice cream. he raced back to the house with ice cream gushing out of the tub. he clambered up the drain pipe like a monkey and hopped through the window like a frog. he couldnt believe what he was doing. he climbed up the steps to the attic , unlocked the door , put the ice cream on the ground and walked out the door. 5 minutes later he had a text message it said.......... "thanks! love from your new cat" Alan had never felt so happy he put all his important documents down the drain. " i dont need these any more im going to work at an ice cream factory and feed my dear cat" so Alan quit his job and and got one at the ice cream factory but suddenly he got a message "beep BEEP"(message recieved ) " sorry ive gone off ice cream i only like to eat pumpkins now"
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