" Man I'm so tired", said Robit.

   " Don't worry Robit, you'll be able to sleep in 14 hours", said Spacedip the bus driver. Spacedip, Robit and the other 30 kids has been travelling on the rickety old school bus for many tiring hours. After nearly running over 3 cows, a goose and a basket of spoons they decided they should make a rest stop at the local Jim Tortons.

   " Finally", Robit sighed with relief as he urinated into the freshly cleaned urinal. Robit was the kind of person who took kindly to smallest advantages in life. He had once cried with joy because his hotel room simply had an extra bar of soap. Anyway carrying on with the story. Robit had been waiting in line at Jim Tortons for many minutes. His arms and legs with shaking with the desire for a Nice Chap Supreme. Robit had a terrible caffeine addiction which cause him to shake violently when he was within 25.5 metres of caffinated beverages.

   Robit finally arrived to the cash counter and spoke aloud,

   " Hi, may I please have Nice Chap Supreme"?

   " I am sorry sir but our machine is broken so you will either have to wait another 40 minutes for Hankob the Nice Chap Machine Fixer to get here or you can just leave", replied the wrinkly old cahsier.

     " Fine then, I`ll take my buisness somewhere else", Robit snapped in anger. The Ironic thing was that there was no place to get Nice Chaps for another 40 000 kilometers which was on the other side of Canada. Robit climbed back into rickety old school bus, which was similar to the Jim Tortons cashier who he hated, and frowned at Spacedip the bus driver.

   The next 4 hours were long and bumpy as the bus sped along the bus highway seemingly hitting ever possible pothole in the road. Robit came up with the conpsiracy that Spacedip was attempting to hurt him due to the fact that Spacedip was a very optimistic person and was not fond of people who frowned. Eventually the bus came to a stop. They were at Pontario Place. Robit was so exicted he could barely sit still. Once the orders were given he jumped off the bus and booked it towards the gates. The first thing he did was mini-golf. Robit was a avid mini-golfer so he figured he may as well test the course out.

   After 10 minutes of painful cursing and slamming of golf clubs Robit concluded he sucked *$$ at mini-golf.

   " Screw this, I`ll go ride the Fall Zone", and thats what Robit did. Smiling and laughing he rode and rode until he found out about the arcade, bumber boats and log ride. As you can already picture in your head, Robit had the time of his life and finished the day off by throwing a penguin into Lake Pontario.

   The rest of the night Robit toured the big baseball stadium, ate a disgusting greaseball of a burger and played laser-tag with a 17 year old pedophile named Martin. Soon enough he checked into the hotel and went to sleep... To be continued

Keyword: Cracktor part 1

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Posted by Xena 2008-06-21 17:06:04 hehehe this was good... but that ironic part really wasnt ironic... maybe it was just a little bit.. but could of been better + Report this comment
Posted by Austin I 2008-06-21 17:44:05 haha haha yeah it wasn't really ironic at all I had to write it really fast so I didn't take the time to think about it. It's sort of a twisted reinactment or a school trip. + Report this comment
Posted by Something Indecent 2008-06-22 17:17:56 .... You should read this out loud so you can fix some of the wording mistakes. I don't get what you're going at with this but that doesn't really matter I guess. 17 year old pedophile huh? He's starten' early. + Report this comment

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