One day there was a deer grazing in the wilderness, when all of a sudden the ground started to shake so the deer stopped and looked around when it didn't see anything the deer went back to grazing. After about fifteen minutes the ground began to shake once more but this time it was stronger than the last time, so the deer looked around nothing. After searching through the bushes and fields for the source for the earthquakes he went back to grazing. After ten minutes the ground started to shake again, this time it was so fierce it knocked the deer to the ground, finally pissed off the deer began to look in the bushes for the only other deer in the area, "Special" deer as he was called, but after searching nothing, no "Short Bus" Deer was to be found so reluctantly the deer started to graze again. As soon as the Deer put his head down two Giants came charging from out of nowhere, needless to say the deer was scared shitless. When all hope was lost a Ninja Banana appeared from out of nowhere to lay the smack down on the Giants, after a fierce battle the Giants retreated back to where ever they came from. The deer approached the Banana and said "Hey thanks for saving my life."

The Banana has a shocked look on his face after a moment he shouted, "HOLY **** A TALKING DEER!"

Surprised by the shouts from a Banana the deer's only remark was, "HOLY **** A TALKING BANANA!"

That is how the war between the Deer' and the Bananas begun.

The rest is History.

END

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Keyword: What really happens in the wilderness.

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Posted by Zombie Punk 2008-06-19 12:08:49 wtf you have weird imagination, you do. There was a couple run on sentences but no big deal. It was short and quite funny actually. I'm surpirsed it wasnt in the humor section. will there be more of these? + Report this comment
Posted by Something Indecent 2008-06-19 12:12:48 .... Strange... I think you use the word deer like 20xs in this. Ha ha ninja banana. + Report this comment
Posted by Behind_the_Mask 2008-06-19 12:45:51 ... I was using this one as a gauge for what type of reaction people would have and depending on the reaction it would not have a difference if I made more of these, and yes there will be more. It wasn’t in the humor section because I didn’t want to give away the ending. + Report this comment
Posted by Behind_the_Mask 2008-06-19 12:49:10 . also, that is just the tip of how weird i can be. + Report this comment
Posted by brandon_scott 2008-06-19 16:15:54 .... I read your "Three Little Pigs" series, and I liked it. However, this story is far below the Pigs story. This was, in my opinion, crap. You have a unique way of telling a story; don't lower yourself to 3AM drivel. Just my opinion. + Report this comment
Posted by Behind_the_Mask 2008-06-19 16:36:57 .. Thank you for your comments, this was an attempt at humor, don’t worry I’m not going to change my “normal” writing style. This is something I do when I have nothing else on my mind I choose one thing and make some sort of story out of it, and not a normal story but a bizarre story. Thank you for your comments. + Report this comment
Posted by Xena 2008-06-19 18:11:05 I was ready to spit but then the ending stopped me... youre lucky + Report this comment
Posted by Xena 2008-06-19 18:13:09 but then i just actually read your end note.. and i spat.. not good + Report this comment
Posted by D.A. Ross 2008-06-19 19:46:46 interesting to say the least Alot of grammar problems and spelling. "When all hope was lots a Ninja Banana." Should be lost,right! But, i had to read to the end just to see what the out come was. TY + Report this comment
Posted by Behind_the_Mask 2008-06-20 09:23:45 so hmmm..... I am going to rewrite this useing my "Normal" style, when i submit the atlernate sory i'd like to know what all of you think. + Report this comment
Posted by Midnighthowl15 2008-06-20 16:54:01 .... I have to agree with zombie punk. But this story was quite funny. It gave me a good laugh. + Report this comment
Posted by Pilgrim 2008-09-04 14:20:49 .... The flow was confusing and the content didn't capture me. The entire work seemed like a long run-on sentences. A lot of repeated words that caused a lot of repition thew me off. Such as the word "shake" + Report this comment
Posted by allmine 2008-09-15 14:08:43 .... Sometimes drivel needs to be written just to show that we can do it. That we haven't lost touch with our imagination. I am rolling on the floor over here....a short bus special deer and a talking banana....hahahahaha + Report this comment
Posted by Tarhead Mugwump 2008-09-15 14:13:48 what really happened? well, i was going along just fine with the demented deer thing - and then the ninja banana came into the picture and that was fine too. what the heck... but, why, if the ninja banana saved the life of the demented deer - is there a war? huh? write on! + Report this comment

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