Marriage 

I Love You Honey, But Where Will My Words Go?

"I just want you to decide!" the wife said to her husband.

He remained silent.

"Why? Why is it that I have to decide everything for you. Every time we get together to discuss some issue, why do you have to agree with me?"

Again, he remained silent.

"Arrrrgghhh! I hate you! Why did I marry you?"

He walked away, to read a book to his children.

The fuming wife turned away to the showers, secretly unleashing her tears.

The Wedding Ceremony Was My Favorite

"Wow." A woman in the crowd of people said while watching the procession.

"This is big," another woman said.

"Are you sure this is a marriage ceremony?"

"I hope not. The husband's doomed if it is."

"Why do you say so?"

"Life."

The woman nodded in comprehension and proceeded to walk away with the other one.

I'm Annoying, But You Make Me Vomit

A woman and a man had just returned from their honeymoon.

They had just finished making love and were lying side-by-side in their crimson velvet king-sized bed.

"That was great," the husband said.

The wife looked at him, "Did you take a shower when we came back, darling?"

"Uh...come to think of it, no."

"No wonder..."

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The next day, the husband checked his mail in the mail box and received the first bill from his extravagant and lengthy honeymoon.

The wife walked into the kitchen and saw him looking intently at a piece of paper.

"Honey, did you tidy up the hotel after you literally knocked everything over while we were...you know what."

"Come to think of it, no."

"No wonder..."

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Posted by D.A. Ross 2008-06-13 20:25:21 What is this ??? This is storiesville, right? This is a collection of mindless, incoherant dribble, with no closure. Where's the story? + Report this comment
Posted by June Eclipsis 2008-06-13 20:32:46 Excuse me... Mr. D.A. Ross. Apparantly you are VERY new here. I have happened to have written a series of these types of things before storiesville.com was "edited" and they have been regarded quite fairly by this community. And, I suppose you would criticize poems as well, as they are not "stories." + Report this comment
Posted by June Eclipsis 2008-06-13 20:35:13 Oh... And by the way, you are apparantly blind to large letters because the title explains what you have missed. + Report this comment
Posted by ams 2008-06-13 20:42:03 .... ya i disagree with D.A. Ross. i liked it and i thought that the second and third ones where quite funny. dont worry, he or she is quite a hard rater. They told me that they really liked one of my stories and they only gave it three stars, which was the same rating as what they had given the Sue's Adventure which i personally though was completely awful. Your work is WAY better than Sue's Adventure (no offense to who wrtoe it) and should deserve a better rating. that's just my opinion though + Report this comment
Posted by D.A. Ross 2008-06-13 20:58:55 No offense Im sorry to have upset you. I read some of your other work, and yes it is good. My opions are just that, an opion. what some people like, others do not. As a writer you quickly figure this out. + Report this comment
Posted by D.A. Ross 2008-06-13 21:01:33 spelling error Opion, should be Opinion. Got in a hurry. TY + Report this comment
Posted by Baethan Dawn 2008-06-14 08:40:17 ... No wonder we all hate critics. And I don't think it's us to blame. + Report this comment
Posted by Baethan Dawn 2008-06-14 08:52:25 Lol I love June Eclipsis's sarcasm. It cracks me up. + Report this comment
Posted by Zombie Punk 2008-06-15 12:10:57 You Are still making me laugh ... + Report this comment
Posted by lemon 2008-06-15 15:21:34 .... funny stuff. :) + Report this comment
Posted by brandon_scott 2008-06-16 14:58:57 .... You know, call me old fashioned, call me an idiot, call me what you will, but I just don't get it. They are super short stories, I'll give you that. I'm just not picking up what you're laying down. Just my thought. + Report this comment
Posted by Flossy 2008-06-16 15:01:17 .... I see you dont take criticism too well.So I will say it is a master peice. + Report this comment
Posted by June Eclipsis 2008-06-16 15:55:32 ... Flossy- I see you don't give criticism too well. So I'll say you're awfully kind and informative. + Report this comment
Posted by r.e.potter 2008-06-16 19:34:03 .... Don't get it. Are the bold face lines seperating different stories...or are they jokes...i just don't know what you are trying to get across. + Report this comment
Posted by June Eclipsis 2008-06-17 06:09:07 ... I appreciate you all for your opinions and comments on this story. I'm sorry it may not be worth much. However, as this is a collection of short scenes, the only thing that holds them together is the subject matter, resulting in "incoherant dribble". If you do not like these series, it would be kind and generous to my part if you could try to avoid these types of stories in the future. Thank you. + Report this comment
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