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The Fall of Tone & The Beast of VagThis story may contain adult content. |
| Written by Sam Twattler | |
| Tuesday, 03 June 2008 | |
Now the land was full and the roads roamed with filthy whores and dogs of gore. Clouds of human gass's filled the air within this Empire of Insanity and it had been ruled under a dick f*** named TONE. Little did he know that his death awaited him outside his gates. Now I must add some whack filled Sh** to this tale to make it somwhat humerious so on with my F***ing story. Now outside this empire lyed a little village full of flying pigs and imbred peasants who were full of inner anger towards there evil town. There natural resorces had been contamintated by Tones after remains of orgy filled F*** pleasurable nights. Jelly clustard lube wraped anul beeds floated on the streams. Whips and chains bounded there livestock and jimmy caps of goop was found in the bellies of there hens. This pissed them the F*** off and retaliation crept into their minds. So a plan was then created. The ruler of this village wanted vengance over the sick power that Tone F*** had. He then sent out his warped F*** apprentices to create tools and weaponrey to handle the ruler of this empire. Tanks with cannons of feicies were assembled and spear heads made of bone were made to pierce through the armor of evil tones forces.Yet this was not enough to take this F*** head bastard down. They needed more power, more sick sh** for this epic attack. So the warped apprentices were then sent off to the swamp of Vag to seek an aliance and this was good. Deep within the swamp they came across a walking eye with one horn but no lash's. He was just an eye with two legs and a horn. WTF? where do I come up with this Sh**. OK so on with my F***ing tale. the swamp suddenly came to a boil and a hairy sloppy pink ravenging beast with seven arms rose from the bubling goop. He then shouted,"WTF do you want me to do" the apprentaces told the beast of vag what was up and it agreed to join for this epic attack. They now had what they needed. Back @ the empire, Tone had been interupted by his walking brown eye that a magical force of grim had been heading his way. This did not fase the evil master so he proceeded to lick his blow pop and play four square with his whores.
Days went by and the villagers had finally found themselves fully equiped with some sick sh** to take down this army of darkness. SDo they proceeded to travel many miles to the gates of thorn where his empire sat. Back @ the palace tone had been playing skippoe with his pet dwarfs. He was then disturbed by a little servant boy who had been licking an ice cream cone of jolly. This pissed Tone the F*** off so he got up and smashed the cone in the boys face with his all mighty palm and told the boy that he will never forget what just happened. The boy cried and ran away in sadness and Tone laughed.Moments later a flying snail came and told Tone to prep for battle cause the angry villagers were on there way. So Tone made the call and his F***tarded troops awaited @ the gates of Thorn. The villagers had arrived @ the gates to find ghostbuster lunch bx's lying everywhere. They opened each one with curiosity to find that each box had whacky taffy yet it wasnt just any taffy. It was poisoned taffy. The villigers fell into the tricky treat temptation and ate away. Figuring that a treat wouldnt bother them before battle they soon found that their vaginal regions had been parolysed and that their eye blinking abilities had been dissabled. This was all appart of Tones plan. The villigers screamed and the air grew damp and the attack began. Statues of buxum whores rose from each side of the gates as a defence mecanism and scalding boiling hot mayonaise squirted out of the boozums of these solid figures melting the flowers and the legs of the nearby peasants. One screamed"omfg" I dont have a dick and another shouted" F************************ck" Fieces and poop, just straight up poop shot from the sh** tanks and corn severd the heads of cycloptic dwarfs. A dragon flew by spraying an acidy mist into the eye blinking dissabled freaks eyes causing an unbarable pain. A little boy danced around with a sparkler and it was all just crazy F***ing s***. I mean, why the hell would a boy be dancing around with a sparkler? Now both army's had come to there end and there had only been few who were still standing. Most importantly, the beast of Vag was still presant. The beast had managed to find its sloppy juicey way to Tones layer leaving a snail track substance as a path to whoever were to find him.The two beasts had finally met. Tone being one and the beast of Vag being two. It was a one on one mono E mono thingy. Tone stood there in fear yet didnt sweat a single beed. The beast of Vag didnt f*** around. He just picked up Tone with his seven hands and then bent his back placing his head on his dick putting Tone in the forever oral sex position. there was nothing tone could do. His reign had fallen. He had been distroyed.
The End Copyright 2008 Sam Twattler |
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