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Through Sane Eyes Part 3This story may contain adult content. |
| Written by Kathy | |
| Sunday, 25 May 2008 | |
"I found you my pretty!!!" said the gnome in his unusually high girly voice. Shannon screamed and punted him. It was quite a good punt. I was surprised since Shannon doesn't seem like a punter. I suppose though if you're being chased/stalked by a gnome since junior year of high school, you get pretty good at kicking. Johnny Depp had disappeared at some point and Shannon just seemed to notice it. She cried a little then jumped out of the painting. "Why did that little rat bastard have to come after me right when I was about to give a token of my love to.....my love!!!!" cried out Shannon. I looked at her and then I smacked her. "Thanks.. I needed that." I nodded. Suddenly a salmon pink rose floated down out of the sky and fell before Shannon's feet. Shannon's face hardened. "I must go duel for the rose bride!" yelled Shannon in an all important voice. She brandished her sword and walked out of the house. I looked out from outside the window and saw her climbing a spiraling stair case. She reached the top and somehow a magical upside-down castle appeared over the battle arena Shannon was standing on. Then Johnny Depp walks up to her, produces this random ball of light and starts falling backwards in slow motion. Shannon catches him and then the most ****** up thing happened. Shannon pulls a sword out of Depp's chest! Across the arena I saw the other dueler. It was Lola. "Johnny is mine!!!" She yelled forcefully. "The rose bride belongs to me! I won him and I shall keep on winning! You know the rules! Let us begin!" responded a very excited, blood thirsty Shannon. The duel had begun. Lola hashed out some fancy footwork but you could tell Shannon was quite the skilled dueler. Her face was emotionless and her posture perfect. She cautiously approached the kangaroo hopping Lola. Lola attacked and Shannon had parried. Shannon had almost cut the rose of Lola's chest. Lola curled into a ball and like sonic the hedgehog she spun in one place to get more speed and power and launched herself at Shannon. Shannon had seen through her attack and flipped quite graciously over Lola and landed like a cat. Lola had seen this coming and changed her position automatically and went backwards toward Shannon. Shannon was caught off guard and was hit from behind. Shannon was flailing backwards and fell on her bum. She looked up and saw Lola pointing a sword at Shannon's blue-green rose. It seemed inevitable that Lola was going to be the winner of the rose bride(Mr. Depp). As unpredictable as this world is, a flock of wombats flew through the arena and took the rose bride! Both Shannon and Lola cried out in despair and swore to each other that they would retrieve the rose bride. They turned into cars and raced after the wombats. I looked away from the window and shrugged. I went to the medicine cabinet to retrieve some sleepy time pills but I was all out. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I cried out and fell to my knees sobbing. After all this insanity it was only 12:35am. I would have to go to the store and get some pills. I went back to my room and saw Anthongy and Mary playing checkers. "KING ME!" yelled out Mary. Anthongy groaned and kinged her. A few more moves and then Anthongy cried out "QUEEN ME!" "Queen you?" asked Mary. "Yes that is what I said. I mean you said to king you... and you're not a guy.. So I figured it worked the same way." They continued played and I grabbed my jacket. They both noticed this and then came running and stumbling towards my way like a group of dogs happy to see their master come home. "Out?! Out?!Out?!" they yelled. I rolled my eyes. I got the leashes and away we went. We were about to step out the front door when something stopped me... Copyright 2008 Kathy |
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