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Enterprising Problems |
| Written by Philip Neale | |
| Wednesday, 14 May 2008 | |
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Share it:       "Scottie, give me warp speed eight" "I cannae do that sir I'm putting new dilithiums in You're really not being fair."
"I've two men down with Bolean ‘flu I'll have to work all night. I can't think what else I can do But I'll try with all my might."
"Mr Sulu plot a course And head for Deneb Three." "It's not convenient right now sir, The gearstick won't come free."
"I got it stuck in impulse power When we last tested thrusters. You're asking too much of me sir, And it just makes me flustered."
Mr Spock, where's my report From your security staff?" "Captain, you had it yesterday Are you having a laugh?"
"I'm always punctual with my stuff You've no reason to moan. I really have had quite enough, I'm going to talk to Bones."
"Doctor McCoy up to the bridge, I need to see you now." "Bones here Jim, no need to shout. You looking for a row?"
"I've got those guys from Scotties' place Infecting all my crew. Unless you come down here to me, You'll have to sit and stew."
Another day, another shift Aboard the Enterprise. Good to know that all the crew Are real hard working guys. Copyright 2008 Philip Neale |
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