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Greg walked into Barry's house, bloodied by his girlfriend.

"What happened?" Barry asked.

"Jenny thought I was cheating and kicked my ass. She says she's gonna call the cops on me for assault, and I didn't do nothing!"

"But dude, you got your ass kicked by a girl."

"Yeah, but let's look at the bigger picture---"

"Yeah, that picture of you gettin your ass whooped by a girl."

"I could go to jail!"

"Yeah, for gettin your ass kicked by a girl!"

"What the ****!"

"You got your ****** ass kicked by a girl!"

"**** off." Greg walked out of the house.

Barry ran to the doorway and called, "Watch out for girls!"

Author's Note: This may not be that funny, but it's my first try at humor, so tell me what you think.

Keyword: Dude You Got Your Ass Kicked by a Girl

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Posted by Zombie Punk 2008-05-11 19:15:39 sort of funny but... you should have made it just a little bit longer and put some more detail in it. I dunno, I liked it it was just too short. + Report this comment
Posted by wbboomer 2008-05-11 19:37:41 .... Well, Max, like I said, this is my first time doing humor, so I'm not that good at it. + Report this comment
Posted by Zombie Punk 2008-05-11 19:54:01 .... well, robbie, like you said, i was just saying what i think. and for your first time it was pretty damn good btw + Report this comment
Posted by Xena 2008-05-11 20:13:15 so did he get his ass kicked by a girl? + Report this comment
Posted by cookingWine 2008-05-12 12:01:26 .... This is kind of like a Rob Scheinder movie. I mean, I guess it's funny. It's more like, why did you type this out? Tough concept, the guy gets his ass kicked by a girl. Snarf snarf har har. Try and master it a little more instead of just stitching lines of dialogue together sloppily. + Report this comment
Posted by Behind_the_Mask 2008-05-12 12:15:50 hmmm Needs to be a bit longer, maybe add in something like, When he got home his girlfriend started to beat his ass, when she was done she said the cops were on the way. When the cops arrived he was laying on the floor, they lifted him up, shouted were going to arrest you know, and took away the girlfriend, but she escaped by beating their asses. + Report this comment
Posted by wbboomer 2008-05-12 13:17:33 .... Well, thanks for the critism. This was my first time writing humor, so I'm not that good. When I get the chance, I'll edit it and post it on here. + Report this comment
Posted by Something Indecent 2008-05-12 16:32:55 .... Just a suggestion. In between the lines of getting your ass kicked by a girl you can slide into different topics that eventually come back to that. Good try though. I smiled. OH WAIT! I just thought of this. What if she kicked his ass but then when he couldn't take it anymore he punched her and knocked her out? And now he's frightened of either A: Police B: Angry family C: Himself or D: Something else Keep trying man I'm sure you'll come out with some classic stuff if you keep at it. + Report this comment
Posted by Dirkin 2008-05-15 00:21:50 .... This sounds exactly what my friends would say. There is no saving face once your mates start paying you out. So I'm calling this funny because it would be funny if it happened to one of my friends, not actually that someone was beaten up by a girl, but that there was ammunition we could use (man friends are worse than enemies sometimes) + Report this comment
Posted by 1800 2008-05-16 18:13:54 .... Women constantly fear their men are cheating on them. It's a natural reaction. If a woman accuses you of cheating, and she is not behind the stove where she belongs, you should slap her. It's a natural reaction. + Report this comment
Posted by Zombie Punk 2008-05-16 18:32:23 .... lol + Report this comment
Posted by wbboomer 2008-05-17 18:48:09 .... Gee, I hope you guys like my next 1: Dude You Got Your Ass Kicked by an 8 Year Old! + Report this comment
Posted by wbboomer 2008-05-17 18:54:38 .... seriously? + Report this comment
Posted by wbboomer 2008-05-18 07:47:38 .... Wait, who wrote the comment that says, "seriously?" I didn't write that! another retarded comment glitch. Well, yeah, i'm makin a sequel and yes he gets his ass kicked by an 8 yr old. + Report this comment

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