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The Real Story of Red Riding Hood Part 2 (The More Exciting Part!) |
| Written by Robbie Basse | |
| Sunday, 11 May 2008 | |
Lily carried the get-well basket as she strode through the woods. She, as usual, wore her red hoodie. Just then, she heard something rustle in the bushes. "Um...hello?" Lily called frightenedly. "Who's there?" A deep raspy voice came from the bush, "Hello, Red Riding Hood." Lily backed away, then out popped from the bushes Ty. "Ty?" Lily cried in awe. "What the hell!" She playfully hit him in the shoulder. He laughed. "Well, gee, I was bored, and decided to follow you." Ty laughed again. "Call me StalkerBoy." "Well, good. I was getting freaked out here all alone." Lily said. "Cool, so let's go." Ty said. They walked off. Little did they know, from the bushes, eyes stared out at the two...
The two friends walked happily together through the dark woods, talking. "So, how'd you do on that test in Mr. Nell's class?" Lily asked. "Oh, ****, I bombed big." Ty laughed. "Me too. Gee, StalkerBoy meets Flunkie." Lily said. "What do you mean?" Ty asked. "You're smart. Very smart. Smarter than me." Before Lily could finish, Ty leaned in and kissed her. And she kissed him back. She dropped the get-well basket. They fell to the ground behind a bush. Their lips were already tired. But they kept at it. Ty started to raise Lily's hoddie off, but then they heard another rustle in the bushes. "You brought a friend?" Lily asked. "No, but who cares?" Ty asked. "They can watch." Lily laughed and kissed him impulsively. "It was probably just a squirrel, anyway." They heard another rustle. Then another. They paid no attention to this. By the time they were in their panties and boxers, they heard a rustle again. "Okay, stop." Lily said. "Someone's watching." Ty stood. "Hey perv, ever heard of the adult channel? Go check it out." Then, a man in a long black cloak arose from the bushes and knocked Ty out with a cane-like stick in his hands. "Ty!" Lily cried. Then, the cloaked man knocked her out too. Everything slipped into blackness...
Ty and Lily awoke tied to trees. They were at a clearing in the woods. Their clothes (what was left of their clothes) had been stripped away, making the two completly nude. The clearing had torches set up everywhere. Other cloaked people stood around the two, staring at them intently but having their eyes covered by their cloaks. "Who the **** are you?" Ty yelled. "Let us go, psychos!" Lily yelled. "We cannot." a cloaked woman said. "Us werewolves must feast." Lily's eyes went wide.She looked up. A full moon.Just then, the cloaks on the cult-members fell to the ground and they changed. Lily screamed. She wriggled and writhed in the ropes, and slipped out of them! Then God for her being skinny! "Ty, werewolves are like dogs, right?" Lily said. "Um...yeah!" Ty said panicky. "And they have like super-hearing, right?" "Yes!" "So, werewolves must have like mega-hearing!" "So what?" Ty cried. "If they heard something loud, they'd go crazy!" Lily ran and untied Ty. They ran to their clothes which the cult members had brought along.Lily told Ty to pull out his phone. He did, and so did Lily. "Dial my number, quick! Call me." Lily said. "Huh?" "Just ******* do it!" Ty quickly dialed Lily's phone-number. Lily smiled and held her phone to the now snarling werewolves. Paramore's song played, full blast: Oh no, I just keep on fallin! The werewolves howled in agony. Then misery comes crawlin! The werewolves were now on the ground. "Quick," Lily said, "stomp on their ******* heads!" The two stomped on the howling heads for a good nine minutes. The howling stopped.Blood covered the dirt-ground. The wolves changed into human form. "Oh ****," Lily suddenly cried. "We gotta warn my Grandma!" Lily and Ty put on their clothes and ran towards Kat's house.If only they had known the horrors that awaited them... Copyright 2008 Robbie |
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