Short Stories
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The Special Spoon :-P
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The Special Spoon :-P |
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| Written by Jessica S. Arnold | |
| Wednesday, 30 April 2008 | |

It had been a normal saturday morning and Elizabeth Hanz had just woken up to the sound of birds chirping from outside her window.
Why the hell did those birds have to make such a noise? She wondered as she grasped the handle of a shiny metal bat. The bird was oblivious to the approaching danger and so did not fly away before Beth swung the bat at it. It fell off it's purch and hit the ground with a thud. Beth felt satisfied that the vile creature would not be coming back anytime soon.
Beth purposely made her footsteps heavy so that her mother would know to put the kettle on. After the bird incident she had no patience for anything other than her breakfast.
Comments (7) |
![]() 04-30-2008 08:20, Humor or reality? » Reply to this comment... ![]() 04-30-2008 11:29, I hope reality. » Reply to this comment... ![]() 04-30-2008 15:11, Bratzilla? Good writing, but holy cow! This child is definately not a morning person. » Reply to this comment... ![]() 05-01-2008 07:52, Poor birdie. » Reply to this comment... ![]() 05-01-2008 07:53, I also meant to add that it was great story. » Reply to this comment... ![]() 05-07-2008 07:24, WOW. WELL WE KNOW NOT TO MESS WiTH THAT PERSON iN THE MORNiNG TiME...LOL » Reply to this comment... ![]() 05-08-2008 10:32, LOL, i wonder if there are any birds left in your neighborhood » Reply to this comment... |
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