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i JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER.

SiTTiN ON MY BED THE THOUGHT WOULDNT LEAVE MY HEAD.

SO i DECiDED TO DO iT.

WELL GUESS WHAT iT DiDNT GO THE WAY i PLANNED.

i STARTiNG SCREAMiNG AND YELLiNG FOR HELP.

TEARS FLOWiNG DOWN MY FACE.

BLOOD TRiNKLiNG BETWEEN MY FiNGERS DRiPPiNG ONTO THE CARPET.

MY HEART BEGAN TO BEAT FAST AS MY HANDS GOT SWEATY.

NUMBNESS CREPT OVER MY LEG.

AND ALL i COULD THiNK OF WAS WHY DiD i DO iT.

WHY iN THE HELL DiD i TRY TO RiP THAT iN GROWN TOENAiL OFF?

WHY?

WELL i GUESS iT'S BECAUSE i DiDNT KNOW THE WHOLE NAiL WOULD COME WiTH iT.

Keyword: PAIN TOES

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Posted by 1800 2008-04-25 13:50:21 .... Ow ow ow ow ow! I have had some TERRIBLE experiences with ingrown toenails. + Report this comment
Posted by Xena 2008-04-25 15:24:30 hmm thats gross... nail clippers usually work best for me + Report this comment
Posted by Vango 2008-04-25 19:56:14 .... OUCH!!!! + Report this comment
Posted by Something Indecent 2008-04-25 21:42:44 .... Is this true? Because that makes me cringe just thinking about it. + Report this comment
Posted by gsaracen 2008-04-26 01:54:03 OW did that really happen? Would recomend some surgery for that.... visceral impact there. + Report this comment
Posted by 20CARMEN_NiCOLE11 2008-04-26 08:18:02 .... SADLY BUT SURELY YES. AND iT RUiN MY WHOLE WEEKEND :( + Report this comment
Posted by resistanceisfreedom 2008-04-26 20:01:50 .... wow that's excrutiating! i have read some pretty gruesome stuff on here but i have never flinched at anything like i have after reading this. good job! + Report this comment
Posted by Jody 2008-05-02 00:15:42 .... oh wow, ouch! making me cringe, and NOTHING makes me cringe, well except that. nicely done + Report this comment
Posted by Dirkin 2008-05-02 07:03:36 .... yes, i have been there, i feel your pain sister + Report this comment
Posted by Darkness.of.Mystery 2008-06-11 08:19:30 .... Very well done! That's not what I expected this poem to be about, but it made me smile and then I winced. :) + Report this comment
Posted by Zombie Punk 2008-07-07 22:17:34 .... ahhhh! you brought back painful memories of when my thumb nail got locked in a car door and then the entire nail was ripped clean (well, not clean. very bloody) off. this is the greatest horror story i've ever read. ahhhhhhhhh! i'm cringing. + Report this comment

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