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So you want a day off huh? Well, lets take a look at what you’re asking for, ok?

There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks. You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work. Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you’ve used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left for work. You spend 30 minutes each day on a coffee breaks which accounts for 23 days each year, now leaving 68 days available with 1 hour break each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days on sick leave, leaving you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5-day holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.

Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work, and I’ll be damned if your gonna take that day of!

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Posted by R.E.Potter 2008-04-19 07:18:17 ,,, I think your math is a little off. Re-calculate...is that a word? Anyway,,,funny concept. It makes you think. Giving it a (5) day work week. + Report this comment
Posted by Tarhead Mugwump 2008-04-19 10:12:27 so, are you saying i can't have monday off? + Report this comment
Posted by 1800 2008-04-19 18:21:29 .... So if I work for 24 hours straight I've done a year's work? + Report this comment
Posted by deadfamilytree 2008-04-20 01:06:53 .... i wasnt too good at math...hehe ^^; + Report this comment
Posted by resistanceisfreedom 2008-04-20 01:27:53 .... interesting. + Report this comment
Posted by cookingWine 2008-05-07 18:27:10 .... I think that's kind of funny. I'm curious as to what you copied that off, not to accuse, but it is too satirical and goal-oriented for me to assume it's not someone else's work. + Report this comment

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