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| Written by jesse | |
| Monday, 14 April 2008 | |
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Two men are stuck in a deserted island after there boat crashed.
Bob: Time for what? James: How do I break this to you gently. I'm going to eat you. Bob: What, why? James: We have no food. Bob: There's plenty of food. James: Where? Bob: We could fish. James: Are you kidding me? Bob: No. James: What happens if I'm in the middle of the water, and a shark attacks me. Bob: What about coconuts, there plenty on that Palm Tree. James: I don't think so. What happens if I climb up, and then fall and break my neck. Look Bob trust me, this way is much easier. Bob: I. . . James: Would you just stop complaining. Turn around, pull your pants down, and let me sink my teeth into your butt cheeks. Bob: Do I have to? James: Yes, Bob. I'm hungry. Bob: I don't know why, I'm letting you do this. James: Because your weak.
As Bob pulls his pants down and bends over. A family comes walking in on them. Kid 1: Daddy what's that man doing? Father: Don't look kids! Bob: I thought you said we were stranded. As Bob turns around to look at James. James takes off running. -The End-
(Karma) Two Mexicans gardens, are working hard on a summers day. As there employer a white male comes walking up, just to yell at them. White Guy: HEY! I'm not paying you to kick back. I'm paying you to work. George: Yes sir. White Guy: Oh, and don't try to steal anything from my lawn. I have three garden gnomes, I expected to have the same amount when I get back. George: Yes sir. The Employer walks away. Jose: Jesus, how can you stand there and just take his crap. George: His wife is pregnant. Jose: And? George: Let's just say, in eight months he's going to get a tan bundle of joy. Both men chuckle. -The End-
Girlfriend: Of course dear. You're my man. BF: And you would do anything for me, right? GF: Without thinking twice. BF: Let's have anal sex. GF: of course... What? BF: What? GF: What did you just say? BF: I didn't say anything. GF: Yes you did. BF: Did not. GF: yes you did. BF: What did I say? GF: Let's have anal sex. BF: Okay, if you want to. Just need you to turn over. GF: I will not! BF: Babe, I just don't get you sometimes. First you want anal, and now you don't. GF: I never wanted anal sex. BF: You just said you did, a second ago. GF: No, you said it.
GF: Let's have anal sex. BF: Okay, turn over babe. GF: No, you just stop it. We are not having anal sex. BF: Okay. The Boyfriend turns off the T.V. BF: Let's just drop this issue, and go to sleep. GF: Thank you baby. I'm glad you understand. BF: Now, why doesn't my heavy sleeper catch some Z's. GF: Okay babe I will.... Wait a minute! BF: What? GF: You're going to ass **** me, when I'm asleep. BF: Baby, I would never do anything like that. GF: Oh yeah? BF: I swear. GF: Swear on your new car. BF: My new car? GF: That's right. If your telling the truth, then you have nothing to fear. BF: You wouldn't have felt anything. GF: You are a disgusting little freak. I'm leaving. BF: Honey please don't go. I promise, I will drop the anal fantasy. GF: You promise? BF: I promise. GF: Good. BF: Now, let me fix us some drinks. We could both use them. GF: That sounds good. BF: I'll be right back. BF leave, then returns with only one drink in his hand. BF: I'm back. GF: Yay. BF: Here we are. The BF hands the drink to her. GF: Thank you baby. BF: Drink up. GF: Where's your drink? BF: I already finished it. GF: Oh. The GF has the drink to her lips, when it hits her. Something is inside this drink. GF: You sick ******. BF: What? GF: You drugged this drink. BF: How can you say that? GF: You drink it. BF: It's nothing strong. Just a little something to keep you out for six hours. GF: I'm out of here.
BF: There's only one thing a man can do at ta time like this. And that's call his best friend. BF reaches for the phone, and calls his friend. BF: Hey Paul, it's me. I was wondering if you wanted to come over for a drink?
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