Monkeys drinking tea, monkeys drinking tea getting fuzzier, fuzzier, awake. 11:11am. **** that ****. Working at Pac Sun, working, working, Ooh free money, working, fuzzy, fuzzier, awake. 12:45pm. Nope. Piss. Blank. Awake. 2:45pm. Ehhh... (thinking) Ohh **** subways $5 for any footlong still goin on? Hells yeah... **** it, too tired, get it tomorrow. (outloud) I wish there was a Subway Angel... *POOF* 'Here you go, a foot long bacon ham and ranch footlong, just the way you like it. Yaaay awesome. Om num num num num

That'll be $5.

Do you take Visa

Only cash

Poopy

You Bastard

Yea

You owe me five dollars

Yea

Get a job

Yea

Bum

Yea i get it

What you think this is funny?

No

You owe me five bucks

Yea, i know

....

....

I can give you a dollar and an empty can of steven seagals lightning bolt energy drink

What flavor is it

Asian Experience  

Who do you think I am?

The subway angel?

Correct

Are we cool then?

Yea, i guess.

Sweet.

-this story was inspired by Rachels My Subway Angel-

Keyword: subway angel esoid kung fu rachel

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Posted by deadfamilytree 2008-04-07 14:34:04 .... lol random + Report this comment
Posted by harmattan 2008-08-26 10:35:20 Sub Lenny Bruce was so astute when he started out, so real, satyrical, and hilarious. Then he started taking some really bad stuff and he got to a point where his inane ramblings shrouded, and shredded, what was left of a once brilliant talent. Till nothing showed through. I hope, sincerely, that you are living your life backwards, so that your talent can eventually show through. Harmattan + Report this comment

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