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this is part one of a joke i wrote, granted, i wrote it when i was somewhat tired, but my friends like it. 

One day i was getting ready for work. I just woke up and I was stumbling like I was drunk....ok i was hungover. Anyway, i took a shower, eat breakfast, the basics. I was about to walk out the door when suddenly, i tripped and my key,the only key i had, that i was holding fell straight down the vent that was by the couch. I started to panic since i had no way to lock my door, but not too much though. I lived in LA, if your door wasn't locked, it would be a problem, but a locked door would make robbers take it as a challenge. "Let's see who can be the first one to break in without damaging the house." Then they would break in, steal your stuff, THEN, destroy your house.
Anyway, i steal needed to lock the door. SO i looked around the house, and finally, i found something that would scare away some robbers.So i put up a piece of paper on every entrance to the house. And each contained a riddle, giving a clue to where my most priceless item i owned was. I figured by the time they figured it out, these are LA people, not to bright, id catch them, or at least scooter, my neighbor's chihuahua. Those bastards would never find my Bud Light...

(they described it as something for a bud light commercial) 

Keyword: Lost Keys (part one) humor joke

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Posted by R.E.Potter 2008-04-05 15:55:41 ,,, I think I got it + Report this comment

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