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Meijer - Lower Standards, Higher Prices.

Kroger - Wrong Store, Wrong Price.

K-mart - Not Here, Not Now.

              The Stuff of Death.

Wal-mart - Wal-mart. Never Low Price. Never.

J.C. Penny - It's nothing inside.

Ford - Designed for dying. Engineered too fast.

Skittles - Skittles...Taste the rainbow. (Water flavor)

Twix - None for me, none for you.

Hostess Cakes - Where's the cream filling? Wahhh!

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Posted by Tarhead Mugwump 2008-04-01 16:35:55 I am stuck in the middle on that twix thing... + Report this comment
Posted by Roadkill315 2008-04-09 07:29:37 p Curse your Ford comment, ok Maybe curse is too strong, funny none the less! + Report this comment

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