Thomas from Union, NJ

Vic, why have you been sending me mixed signals for so long? We’ve been writing to one another for years, since I was 16. You said that when I’m 18, we could be together, but now I’m nearly 22! Oh, and don’t get me started with the Jags’ playoff game in Pittsburgh! You said that we’d “meet at a hotel on Steubenville pike - and after working up our appetite“(as you so seductively put it), “we’ll get some food before the game at the Primanti’s half a mile down the hill.” - only to (once again) let me down and not show up, never mind answering your phone!! I’m fed up with it!!!!! You are clearly homosexual - you explained to me some time ago how, when you went to games with your dad, you usually had a “Rear view” of the game - which led to your appreciation of the male body; also you mentioned the problems with your first wife, and her discovering your-in-the-closet nature. So, what else should I think? - It’s me, right???? I’m just not good enough for you!!!!!!!!!