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First part's a rhyme that came up after I was thinking of tabloids and what they publish. Then I felt compelled to write a reply. Enjoy!

Statutory Rape: Song of The Jailbird

Dearest nearest thou smearest,

My name and tar me in shame,

What did I ever do,

To you, for you,

To drag me through the muck,

We made together, no such luck,

You didn't know I was married,

And I knew not what you carried,

In your belly, or your age,

Now I must return to my cage,

Best regards and bitter grins,

We shall see who it is that wins,

He who loses most is toast,

Temporarily my freedom and some cash,

Your reputation and future, dust and ash,

Statutory Rape: Jailbait's Debate

Mine lewser, dearest abuser,

You really scratch an itch,

When you call me a *****,

I'm offended and all, but,

When you go and call me a ****,

I'm grinning and I giggling,

Cute, Diamond-ring wiggling,

Thanks for the Jewelry,

Fumbling tomfoolery,

Wrinkles and money,

For a taste of honey,

But you had to be married,

And your burden I carried,

And then you got noble,

A heart made of opal!

But I wasn't eighteen,

And what's even more keen,

I flushed the pills,

Baby, no more bills,

For me, now that I bear,

True love's gift of fear,

I think I shall call him,

Casanova, what you weren't,

Darling how's it feel,

When a douche-bag is burnt?

Keyword: tabloids reomance sex under-age bitterness adultery statutory rape poem funny humor

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Posted by R.E.Potter 2008-03-26 16:21:43 ,,, damn,,I didn't really get it, and I wanted to so bad. I read it three times and though I think I get it,,im not sure. I know its a guy in prison writing a letter and then getting back a reply. I think the last two verses are confusing how its read. I thought the idea was good for a poem and it wasn't really all that bad...good for the most part...just for me I didn't get all of it. + Report this comment
Posted by thirteen 2008-03-26 16:29:50 .... basically the guy was dating an underage bimbo... he made her preggers.... then he tried to go back to his wife.... and she rated on him... Now he's paying paternity and in jail for statutory rape. he writes her a letter, taunting her...they are both losers.... he says she has lost her future and reputation as a result of the affair.... She taunts him back. lol. That is the reply. He is the jailbird.... she is the jailbait. (in less PC days...like the 50s very sexy girls were called jailbait... because they could get you into trouble if consent was unclear or if they turned out to be 17, lol) + Report this comment
Posted by gsaracen 2008-03-26 16:32:11 that was me I was inhabiting 13's body.... ommmmm.... the second poem is by her. she's answering him back. Trying to show she's the winner. Like in british tabloids when someone famous is caught having an affair and then he gets ruined and they insult each other in the tabloid media....both becomming losers. + Report this comment
Posted by gsaracen 2008-03-26 16:35:16 advice to other authors do like me, create your own hits and comments! :D This is sort of inspired by prince charles, spitzer, dupree, and many other beautiful people we get to see in the news! (last self comment, promise, am just gonna keep on clicking on my poem now!... jk jk...) + Report this comment
Posted by R.E.Potter 2008-03-26 16:40:26 ,,, I have to object to the word beautiful when describing Prince Charles and Spitzer or dupree....But ok,,,its clearer know. But with everything I read,,,its always me...not you. + Report this comment
Posted by Sad Sara 2008-03-26 21:30:11 Hey I still like tater tots + Report this comment
Posted by Roadkill315 2008-04-03 06:41:43 .... Nice art & poem! Never thought this word combo would be use, "When a douche-bag is burnt"... Anyone else have Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'That Smell' lyrics running by when they read that. + Report this comment

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