This girl was no kit but a tiger,  

And the feelings did swell up inside her

Til she thought she would pop

With a wet squishy plop;

So she screwed up her face and spread wider.

 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~

There once was a man like no other,

He hated and envied his mother.

From her closet he took shoes,

Powdered his face with her rouge,

And believed himself under cover.

 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~

This kind of love is divine,

The kind meant to last through all time. 

No lusty blonde do I crave

Nor inflatable love slave.

But bring me my doe-eyed bovine!

Keyword: Dirty Limericks

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Posted by gsaracen 2008-03-10 23:15:07 truly dirty. (though do a quickie spell check). Second poem reminds me of Normal Bates. + Report this comment
Posted by UrzTrly 2008-03-10 23:29:58 Whoops! Thanks for that...I spell terribly. Normal Bates, huh? That's awesome! + Report this comment
Posted by HP Phan 2008-03-11 00:25:58 hmm I don't see how this is dirty. I see you mocking something; but I just can't pin-point it. OR maybe it's just me. The girl with herself, the man with himself. Divine eh??? + Report this comment
Posted by UrzTrly 2008-03-11 00:58:10 Welp... these are not meant to be connected, but three seperate limericks. So maybe that's where the confusion ends? And dirty is as dirty does, I suppose... Thanks for commenting. + Report this comment
Posted by June Bonfire 2008-03-11 13:31:25 The First one seemed the most dirty. I don't know about the rest... + Report this comment
Posted by gsaracen 2008-03-11 13:57:37 .... In truth most often the surrogate object of affection is ovine... but there is nothing wrong with thinking big.... and I confess that when it comes to mamary virtue, it is indeed the moo moo and not the baa baa that excels. + Report this comment
Posted by Dirkin 2008-03-12 02:00:41 .... oooh dirty! Hey these are the veryfirst limericks on this site I believe + Report this comment
Posted by 1800 2008-03-12 04:11:13 .... Yep, that is dirty. + Report this comment
Posted by UrzTrly 2008-03-12 06:44:52 Huzzah! First limericks!? Go me! Thanks for reading. + Report this comment

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