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Short Stories Humor Brown Goo
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Brown Goo |
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| Written by Lori Branson | |
| Monday, 10 March 2008 | |
Mathew ignored the horrendous smell, but he passed out as the brown goo sprayed onto his hands. He had always had a strange aversion to chocolate, but now he was covered with the stuff. Yuck. Melanie had had some strange fetishes before, but this was out of hand. She knew that he couldn't stand the stuff, now she was covering him from head to toe.
She told him that he would like it, that he just needed to lay back and relax. She would do all the work. She was so persistent and he loved her so much that he finally relented. She was always looking for new things to do in the bedroom. Things to keep their relationship from being stale. He told her he would. Now he was regretting his decision.
He wasn't sure when his hatred of chocolate started. He knew that he just never liked the stuff. People though that he was strange. What sort of kid hated chocolate? But he did, the smell made him sick. All that ooey gooey sugary mess made him want to gag when he thought of it. He didn't understand what people saw in the concoction.
He remembered back to just a few months before when Melanie had gotten this ridiculous idea. They had just come back from their trip to Australia. She had read an article in the paper about chocolate.
"Oooh, Mathew, this sounds fun," she cooed to him. "Can we try this together?"
"Mel, you know I can't stand the thought of being covered in chocolate," I tried to tell her. "The thought of all that goo makes me want to barf."
"Come on Matty, you're not Superman with kryptonite, it's just chocolate. It'll be fun, I promise. You don't have to do anything but lay back and enjoy. You'll like it, you always do."
Yes he did; so, he relented. He let her cover the bed with plastic, he let her buy all the supplies. He wasn't looking forward to it at all. He tried to come up with excuses to not do it whenever she approached the subject with him. He felt funny telling her that he had a headache. Normally that excuse came from the woman. But he was desperate to get out of what he agreed to.
Finally he knew that he had to give in to her. She wanted this so bad. She promised that she would make it pleasurable for him. All he had to do was lay back, relax, and let her do her thing. He gave in to her. Quietly he got undressed and lay on the plastic she had so lovingly draped over the bed. She dripped a little chocolate onto his tummy.
"That's not too hot is it?" she questioned. "I want to make sure that I don't burn you."
"No Mel, it's fine." He sighed at his predicament. He loved her and wanted to please her, but this was getting out of hand.
She began to pour the warm chocolate all over his body. He tried not to gag as the smell hit him. He closed his eyes as her hands began to roam on his body.
"You like that baby?" she asked him in a sultry voice.
"Mmmm," was all he could get out.
She picked up the pot to pour some more chocolate onto him. The pan slipped and chocolate went everywhere winding up on his chest, legs, head, and hands. That's when he passed out. He couldn't take it anymore. This was by far the weirdest massage he had ever had. And you guys thought this was something more perverted.
Comments (24) |
 03-10-2008 09:31, honest! » Reply to this comment... » See all 1 replie(s)  03-10-2008 11:33, that was funny. » Reply to this comment...  03-10-2008 11:37, I should of put that in the topic, perverted stories only.Great story, liked it. » Reply to this comment...  03-10-2008 12:08, Hey perverted I can give you, I do sell sex toys...but there are minors on this site!!! » Reply to this comment... 03-10-2008 12:29, How dare you, I am a good catholic. » Reply to this comment... » See all 2 replie(s)  03-10-2008 12:31, great stuff. funny. » Reply to this comment... 03-12-2008 17:12, If it makes you guys feel any better..my friend told me today that I better not ever put anything on him or he would come unglued!!! » Reply to this comment... 03-13-2008 11:56, Haha, that was a joy. » Reply to this comment... 03-13-2008 12:04, Funny, but I didn't write the above comment. Who was it? » Reply to this comment...  03-14-2008 10:44, "The pan slipped and chocolate went everywhere winding up on his chest, legs, head, and hands. That's when he passed out." Hahaha! I pictured the guy just not being able to take it anymore. So funny! Good job! » Reply to this comment...  03-15-2008 06:52, Very good, could picture it all, well done » Reply to this comment... 03-15-2008 12:45, are so sadistic. » Reply to this comment...  03-17-2008 05:11, wouldn't like all the chocolate goo either,,,but I loved your story. » Reply to this comment...  03-17-2008 21:11, Surreal ending. Liked it. » Reply to this comment...  03-19-2008 10:31, Enjoyed; good; thank you. » Reply to this comment...  03-31-2008 19:36, Very interesting, I liked the idea and the sincerity of the characters. And damn Melanie's like my girlfriend... Always know how to get whatever it is she wants, no matter what... Damn us guys can be so whipped sometimes! ;) » Reply to this comment...  04-02-2008 08:56, WHoa, another brown goo story... seems I missed an assignment. Cracked up at, "Come on Matty, you're not Superman with kryptonite, it's just chocolate..." Excellent! » Reply to this comment...  04-10-2008 08:49, How much of this is based on personal experience I wonder? » Reply to this comment... 04-10-2008 09:10, None...I am a Passion Parties Consultant and I thought it would be funny since some of the stuff I sell is for massaging and tastes like choc. Also, I like to tease the guys on here... :) » Reply to this comment... 04-10-2008 09:16, Ha, well it was an amusing story anyway, kept me amused for awhile » Reply to this comment...  04-10-2008 22:50, Heh very funny. Man my back is sore, needs a massage... » Reply to this comment... 04-11-2008 09:22, I am sure.... » Reply to this comment...  05-13-2008 16:36, i love this story. i've read it a few times, its definitely a favorite of mine. » Reply to this comment...  05-14-2008 12:08, hee hee hee lol » Reply to this comment... |
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