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The real...part two


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Written by ahmed akbar alireza   
Wednesday, 27 February 2008
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The real.......part two....the dry.

Done now with the real Luxing , Gilletting and Colgating ; clean and smelling good , i make my next move as i switch from that real Pointer Sisters rave to that other great - the real JBS '' i feel good '' shuffle jive ; maneging some real nice footwork with a 2 step back 4 step front , 2 full spins , a half spin and a 2 step forward real jacko moonwalk , which takes me right into my  dressing rooms  real handmade all teak  Italian handcrafted mother of all closet systems made by none other than that real Fratto Brothers from milan.

 

Still naked but now dry i smile at myself as i look at the large mirror , seeing that my real penis had somewhat recovered  from its prior sad state back to its normal real self.

I Stand there surveying that awesome dispaly  of that real killer woredrobe collection as i contemplate apon the subtleties of that real mix and match to achive that real drop dead  real dare real Joe go happy work outfit  style .

 

Not yet quite mastering some of the more complicated Jacko moves , i do a spider footwork twitch which takes me to the shirt section where i handpick a bannana yellow 100% silk shirt from the real  Lazardo collection as the first piece of attire to adorn my naked body.

Next i stretch out my hand to my jewellry box on the dressing table and pick out my real Clark Gable real Harry winstons real gold and heart diamond studded cuflinks and attach them to my shirt sleeves .

And what better  match to that bannana yellow silk shirt than that bright green also 100% silk tie from yes that same Lazardo collection , getting the know right on the second try .

 

Now only half naked  i take another look at the mirror, and  with a sly sniggering grin on my face i   feel more than pleased  nodding to myself in approval as i decide to skip the underwear altogether and go straight to that real eat your heart out trouser and slack department  picking out the real classic 100%  real mohair pleated red and orange chequered pants from the real Adolfos botique store  down on 5th avenue .

 

Another look at the mirror and i can see that both the upper and lower parts now clad in that great combo of colors that now needed a final closing chapter in the choice of jacket and shoes.

Not usually an easy task , i grab my favorite real Lanvin real red double breated  jacket with the gold buttons with its own matching top pocket hankerchief , then firmly establishing my killer look when i stomp hard with my real  red  real Tootees 100% real alligator skin shoes made easier to put on with the real Dunhill  100% silk seethrough  sox.

 

Its now 8.00 and i can say with confidence that i am totally done dressing in that real joe go happy style ; looking like a fruit tree from the amazon jungle , all ready to face the day ahead as i exit my apartment building door and fast pace the 6 or so block walk down to the penta hotel on 34th street  , where i am to meet with 6 of my  real middle east customers who had come all the way here to view and buy our companies new springline sleepwear collection............................to be continued part three.......the penta hotel breakfast buffet

 

 



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Posted by abonawas
2008-02-27 03:02:48
the real... part two

hoe you people like what i have written so far and it gets better from here on with part three .....the penta hotel breakfast buffet which is guaranteed to have you on the floor having fits of laughter as i weave and spin my tale of the real........please let me hear some feed back on what i have done so far and your comments are appreciated.
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