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The Great Pancake |
| Written by Marisa Herrera | |
| Sunday, 10 February 2008 | |
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Share it:      “What the?!?” yelled the little boy who loved to laugh at stupid or ugly people when in turn he was rather stupid and looked like a shaved baboon and usually smelled like one too. He wasn’t yelling at just any random bystander the first thing he noticed was the shaking ground. It moved in such a way it was like standing in the middle of a teeter-totter. When he looked around he saw this giant pancake looking thing walking towards him. The boy ran up to it and started laughing when he realized it was a giant fat lady. He started laughing and poking it. “Now you stop that!” the fat lady told him. “Your so fat! Hahahaha!” the little boy told the walking pancake. Now the boy was laughing so hard he had fallen over. The fat lady saw her opportunity and sat on him. Yes. You read right. The gigantic fat walking pancake sat on the boy. Uh-oh… I think she heard me! I better run or she’ll sit on me. Oh **** I tripped over my shoelace! Ugh. She’s. On. Top. Of. Me. Good Bye. I thank June Lunare whose humorous story Help Me gave me the inspiration for this. Copyright 2008 Marisa Herrera |
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