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The Journal of Jonathon Givens |
| Written by cody brinkman (fresh ta deff) | |
| Monday, 21 January 2008 | |
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Share it:      The following is text is taken from two diary accounts. The diary belonged to Jonathon Givens of Layerstown Pennsylvania. The accounts depict his thoughts on the days before the destruction of Disneyworld in Florida. There is one vocal recording of Givens, two days after. A friend of Givens is heard asking him why he chose September eleventh as the date. Givens responds "Cause' I'm an *******"
9/03/05
It took months to set up the wires,and the buttons, the random little sensors and switches. It took months to find all the C4 plastic explosives, the sticks of dynamite, the nitro-glycerin. It took months to finally have it all ready. And it was finally time. It was last year when I decided to do the dirty. I had been watching a T.V show about Disneyworld in Florida, when I found out that the place took up about forty seven square miles of space. Forty seven miles? Forty seven miles of roller coasters, tourist shops,photo-booths, water-parks, fake castles, fake this, fake that. You can go to Disneyworld and visit China, South Africa, Norway, and Brazil, all in one day? They claim to have a superbly realistic African village. So when your family arrives, do they take your eldest son to fight in the militia, then rape your wife and daughter? I didn't know they had frozen yogurt stands manned by Donald Duck in Darfur. Who would have thought? It's only a bit sickening when you think of the millions of dollars spent on one square mile of Disney land, they probably could have built a village in Darfur, complete with Starbucks coffee and frozen yogurt stands manned by Donald duck. Besides they would have forty six more miles left right? I wonder if Walt Disney wanted to make the whole world like his park. After all it's named Disney World. Wouldn'tthat be a delightful form of communism. Everyone in the world works at the park and spends they're money in the park. It would be an overload of joy I think. I know a girl who went to Disneyworld when she was little. She went through all the ****, did everything in the park. They saved the big Cinderella castle for the end, it was most anticipated. When the family got there, to the grand castle, symbol of Disneyworld, they found a large empty castle. There was nothing happening here like everywhere else in the park. It was just a heap of disappointing rocks.The girl said it was a metaphor for life. On another note. Did you know that castle is only two hundred feet tall. Disneyworld makes it look much taller by putting points at the top, and making the windows get narrower towards the top, it's an optical illusion. Tricky bastards. I wonder how much a burrito costs at Disneyworld, not short of an arm and a leg surely. They have this huge zoo at Disneyworld called "Disney's Wild Animal Kingdom". They have some animals there I have never even heard of, never seen. The one looked like a cross between a zebra, a gazelle, and a donkey, with a beard like a goat. I swear the thing looked at me and said "bahhh, I'm not sposed to be-eh-eh-eh". It was probably mostly goat.
(9/06/05)
Today I sent warnings of the explosion everywhere. I am fairly certain no one will be there. Actually I didn't warn of an explosion, I just put a sign out front of Disney that said this:
Sorry for the inconvinience!
Disneyis currently out of magic
Somehow people believed it, and no one has shown up yet. I guess it's not hard to believe something as wicked as Disneyworld runs on magic alone. They call there staff "Imagineers" for heavens sake! The destruction of Disney will be totally on the property, not the people, but it wouldn't be bad if some of those "imagineer" douches were there. Copyright 2008 cody brinkman (fresh ta deff) |
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