"Follow me!" hollered the greasy meat stick man.

    "But wait, what is your name?" I replied.

    "Why you can call me CRISPITO, or C Man for short."    

    "Well dandy. Say, where are we?" I inquired.

    "This is my excellent Yummy World!" replied C Man, enthusiastically."

    "Where are said Yum Yums?" I inquired again.

    "Well let me show you." Said C Man, creepily (I began to feel uncomfortable at this point)

    "Yo man," C Man said reassuringly, "man just check out my crispy fried TORTILLA!" he holla'ed.

    At this point Turtilla the Tortilla Turtle came on the scene, slowly moving across the landscape carrying warm steamy tortillas to the hot grease baths of beyond.

    "My outside is so crispy and delicious!" he screamed, "but wait until you see my inside!"

    That was weird, but I was excited to know anyways.

    "I'm filled with hot meaty meat substitute! Just imagine toothpaste, but brown, and crusty on each end. It sorta tastes like soapy meat. ROCKIN!"

    "Wow, so after breaking the crunch-o layer I get literally body slammed in the face with some meaty meat substitute?"

    "That's right Skeeter. And don't forget the best part, follow me!"

    At this point I was so into C Man I just had to follow.

    "Here, right over this ledge. You see that waterfall? The cheesy flavor liquid dip waterfall? WELL I'M GOING TO BATHE IN THAT LIQUID DIP! Will you join me Skeets?

    "How could I say no" I replied.

    And together we splashed in the cheesy flavor dipping liquid for most of the afternoon.

    So that is basically what happened when I first tasted crispitos. Then I got diarrhea and it sucked so that kind of ruined it.

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Posted by Cody Brinkman 2008-01-12 16:51:47 .... and everyone asks , "What the hell is a crispito?" + Report this comment
Posted by tarhead 2008-01-12 17:48:14 crispito is from what i understand: a light flour tortilla rolled and filled with all chicken chili... + Report this comment
Posted by Dirkin 2008-01-14 04:51:46 .... You have quite a talent for comedy. 'Soapy meat' sounds so appetizing! + Report this comment
Posted by Yanu 2008-01-14 12:03:52 Ha! TURtilla the Tortilla Turtle... excellent, man. I liked your first story best, against this one, but a good time is a good time. It reminded me of Malcolm in the Middle, where Reese is crossing the Arabian deserts (to get back home after enlisting in the Army and getting shipped into the battlefield) and this ginormous waffle appears right when he's about to give up hope. That show is awesome by the way. What's a crispito? Huh... I'm Mexican, and I don't even know. Guess it means American culture is making Mexican-Americans slowly forget their Mexican roots... or it's some Mexican spoof, like Taco Bell (though Taco Bell is real good)... who cares... I think I've said 'Mexican' quite enough. + Report this comment
Posted by Yanu 2008-01-14 12:07:00 Uhh... Crispito was made up by the author, huh? Well, I'm an idiot. + Report this comment
Posted by jakebullock 2008-01-14 15:37:06 ... crispitos are nasty processed deep fried beef burrito type things that are crispy and you dip them in cheese. hella unhealthy but delicious, they serve them for lunch at school. + Report this comment
Posted by Cody Brinkman 2008-01-16 06:56:52 .... dude they don't even taste that good, they are just addicting, kinda like crack + Report this comment
Posted by Egoist 2008-01-23 15:47:07 .... I hate not being able to read your stories out loud without laughing. + Report this comment
Posted by resistanceisfreedom 2008-03-12 15:57:53 .... oh yes the crispitto's. haha. i can't believe you like them. but a very entertaining story you have made here dedicated to them. + Report this comment
Posted by Zombie Punk 2008-07-02 19:42:15 Funny Hmmm...I never heard of a crispitto before but nevertheless this was still funny as hell. The last sentence was best, I think. And yeah, this reminded me of Malcom in the Middle episode, too. That show kicks ass lol. Great work, sir. + Report this comment

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