Report a comment Thank you for taking the time to report the following comment to the administrator of this site. Please complete this short form and click the submit button to process your report. Name   E-mail   Reason for reporting comment       Comment in question Posted by 1800 03-07-2008 14:49,   ... An old woman is on her deathbed. She says, "I am a pure soul. I never drank, I never smoked, and I am still a virgin. On my tombstone, write, 'here lies an angel, who is pure as snow." She died.    The tombstone they used was too small to write, so they simply wrote, "Return to sender; never used"   » Report this comment to administrator   »  Go back to the story