Hand over the crown and no one gets hurt. If you won't give it up I'll have to use Tarhead's Partical ray.

Thank you.

I leave for a few moments and this is what happens to my kingdom? You guys just can't play nice in the sandbox together can you? Do I need to send you all to separate corners? Do I need to banish you all to the nether regions? No guns, no tank, no ray guns, no particle beams, no no no. (Smacks hands of all the petulant children playing here). Now we can either all play nice or not play at all....

Now give me back the crown..there you go...soft and easy...good boys and girls.....

You deal with the kids fighting and ill hold onto the crown.
Thanks alot.bye.
LONG LIVE THE KING.

Nope..mine..give it back. Because regardless of what you might think, a woman's place is not rearing the children. Just because we are better at it.....

why yes...

i do hope i live a very long time, thank you!

Damn kids.

While you all have a natter, ill take the crown, thanksssss