Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

go to wal-mart, get 24 boxes of condoms, and randomly put them in peoples carts when they're not looking

Scratch your nuts every time you go to shake someone's hand.

but not just ANY condoms... the extra lube, french tickler on the end, ribbed for her AND his pleasure, size xxl haha.

MORE STUFF TO DO AT WAL-MART


Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again."


Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here."

Pilgrim wrote:

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Scratch your nuts every time you go to shake someone's hand.

That one would be gross!

yell across a crowded room to some random guy, "hey, man, the results came back from the v.d. clinic. we're clean!"