whenever someone asks you a question or tells you something, reply with 'what?'

While eating at a restaraunt chew your food with your mouth open. When its mush spit it out loudly into a bowel until your entire meal looks like baby food. Then eat it.

Take food from peoples carts when they're not looking. If caught accuse them of stealing the item from you and demand an apology.

Releave yourself in the middle of the road. When cars pass mark them.

Ask strangers if they've heard the word of God. If they say yes reply, "Good I thought I was going crazy. He's been talking all day!"

lmao
those were some good ones.

My favorite way to annoy people is to intentionally say something thats wrong so someone will correct me, over and over until they realise I'm messing with them

What annoys me? Someone creating multiple profiles to boost their own work... And taking notice that the new multiple personalities only comment on one writers work... that really trips my trigger.

Aye, that pisses a many of us off.

yeah I figured it did, but it had not been listed yet... I guess it was just one that goes unmentioned.