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Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
movies are something i wanna try making when im older but cant afford camera lol whats your movie about?
congrads on the kid


yeah, like the novel im trying to write i dont know the end but i know a couple major events i want to happen, but i just keep going blank. heheh i dont know what to do
 
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Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
Thanks for the congrats... we've named him Aidyn Drake Weaver. We're pretty excited, especially because we lost our first one so early in the pregnancy.

The full-length one I was talking about before is called "Kings 2: Diplomacy." That's right, it's a sequel, but it's not like I was capitalizing on something successful just cause I could. It was my plan on along for the story to be three movies long. The films are in the noir style and character studies. It mostly revolves around two brothers, sons of a mob boss, who are rivals. In the beginning of the first film, "Kings: Hit and Run", we are thrown in after the death of their father and the younger son, Randall, inherits the family business. This enrages the older son, Samuel, and he puts a hit out on his brother who also happens (ironically) to be a hitman. Mercedes Masterson, is the detective following the trail of bodies and is somehow connected (though, not happy about it) to Samuel. She is offered a bribe to keep Samuel in the loop and she accepts the bride of the first film by giving Samuel a heads up of Randall's whereabouts. It ends with a showdown between the brothers and in the end Randall passes everything off to Samuel and spares his life. Randall also gives up being a hitman, at the request of his ex-girlfriend. The second film picks up about a year to two after the end of the first film and the two brothers have gotten themselves off the hook for their crimes (again) and Detective Masterson becomes a vigilante in an attempt to bring down Samuel, because she can't live with the guilt of her choice in the first film. Samuel has ruled his "kingdom" poorly and he has been overpowered by rival family and is now in hiding and on a hit list. Randall is trying to make a new life for himself, a clean start, but obviously knows little about doing that. He has accepted a job of being a middle man for drug deals. And I don't really want to say more... right now. This message is getting fiercely long.

Here is a link that has trailers, clips and even the first film. Let me know what you think.

http://www.veoh.com/channels/blackisback
 
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Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
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She is offered a bribe to keep Samuel in the loop and she accepts the bride of the first film by giving Samuel a heads up of Randall's whereabouts.


Oops... she accepts the "bribe" not the "bride." YIKES!
 
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Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
sounds good, ill definetly check out the first film later when i have time gotta go right now but it sounds like you have something there.

sorta reminds me of something along the lines of boondock saints crossed with kill bill but im probably way off huh? well see ya for now
 
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Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
Well, I've never seen "The Boondock Saints" and I didn't like the "Kill Bill" movies. But, I could see where you're coming from... it does have a Quentin Tarantino sound to it, though I'm not a Tarantino fan. I liked "Pulp Fiction" (to an extent). I appreciate the things the movie accomplished and have respect for it, though I'm not like a fan of it or anything--its not like a favorite or anything.
 
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Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
dude, you have to see the boondock saints.
its an action comedy. these two irish brothers go around killing all htese rapists and mobsters its quite good way better than kill bill
 
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Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
Roy the Rooster

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?" The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond. The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead. The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?" Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"
 
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