Listen,,anymore crown stealing,,,and this is what im gonna do to ya.

Give us the crown or the cat gets it.

Lucky 13, that woman is going to put the cheese in her mouth. That cheese is going NOWHERE near any one of my orifices.

And besides, there is no need for you to kill the cat. Take it easy, put the gun down, and step away from it. Keep in mind that is not the only way to kill a cat.

No...that was an absolutely terrible joke.

Shoot 1800.You've gone and done it now.
Get your guns ready... any minute now.

That would be a great story. "Catnappers counter-attack"

Flying cats? Did I mention that I am VERY good at trap shooting? Like shooting fish in a barrel...with a minigun.

I leave for the weekend and you guys get all weird....

That's enough boys, I don't know where you got the key to the sugar cabinet, but you all have had enough.

Gimp...I have no idea what you said in French, but I am sure that it sounded pretty when spoken. Now, I am going to have to go find someone to translate for me! As for the Spanish and the German, I speak enough of them to get the general gist. I took German in high school, lived in both Los Angeles and San Antonio where you hear more Spanish than English, too Sign Language in college and was a professional ballerina which is all in French. So, if you said any ballet terms, I know what you mean.

My favorite ballet term....fouette pirouette en dehors en pointe....actually not my favorite term, but my favorite move!

Long live the rightful Queen Lori!!!