Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!"

Call 911 and breathe heavily.

When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.

Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.

When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.

Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"

Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"

While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.

When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".

When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.

Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."

Super Glue quarters to floors.

Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.

these are getting annoying, arent they?

on two lane roads, overtake someone get right in front of them and then start slowing down. When they try to overtake you thats when you speed up again, staying right in front of them until they slow down. Then you start slowing down again.

that gets people shot here in California


walk out of the restroom in any public eatery and shout "whoa! I wouldn't go in THERE for awhile"

Don't forget the very best way to annoy people:


start a thread in a forum and list annoying things to do to people.

When going out to a restraunt, take your screaming new born baby and sit him in a high-chair at table in a crowded area, then go sit on the other side of the restraunt.

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When going out to a restraunt, take your screaming new born baby and sit him in a high-chair at table in a crowded area, then go sit on the other side of the restraunt.

oh believe me, this is done much better if its a toddler who can scream MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY over and over again seemingly without getting tired lol

That would be better. How about this, Take a taxi ride and as the taxi driver is driving ask him every ten seconds, "Are we there yet?"