stomp on your plastic ketchup packets

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

write the surprise ending of a novel on the first page



yell random numbers while someone is counting


ask 1-800 operators for dates


honk and wave to strangers

pay for your dinner with pennies


write "X-BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps

at the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks

ask people what gender they are

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. (i love doing that!)


Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September

Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

make a list of annoying things

Put anthrax in the salt shaker.

Rig your toilet to shoot outwards.

Place tacs and needles in your carpet and demand that people take off their shoes before entering.

Constantly spit whereever you go.

Stand over people and rub out your dandruff.

Open doors for old ladies but refuse to let them enter until you've been paid tribute.

Stomp when you walk. Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

kill your neighbor's dog and wear its skin as a suit, and at night run around their yard moaning like a ghost

As people talk, smell their shoulders

Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.

Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.

Throw stones at people walking past your house.

Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.

Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.

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