A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

lol that one was funny

I got that one off of comedycentral.com . they have some pretty funny jokes there

A bank robber goes into a bank a claims "THIS IS A STICK-UP." While doing so, his mask falls from his face for a split second. He turns to one of the customers on his right side and ask "Did you see my face? The guy says "yes, I did" The robber takes out his gun and shoots him in dead in the head. He then turns to a guy on his left and ask "Did you see my face? "No," he says, "but my wife did"

lol potter. i saw something similar on robot chicken it always makes me laugh