c'mon put your sick minds to the test and put out some jokes

this one isnt too bad its from the dark tower series


"why did the dead baby cross the road?"
"because it was stapled to the chicken."

THE DIRTIEST JOKE OF THEM ALL DOWN BELOW


a boy fell in some mud

I know a stupid offensive joke!

What happened to the stupid, offensive cannibal who was late to the dinner party?

they gave him the cold shoulder

badoom boom

that one made me laugh

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than ten dead babies in a trashcan?
One dead baby in ten trashcans.

How many frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows; it's never been done.

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

whats the hardest thing about rollerblading?



telling your parents you're gay