maybe I will just seat back and enjoy this crown for a year and a day...If I dont make a reference,,,no one can take it from me now...hehehe.

wow,,this crown fits really nice.

...ITS GOOD TO BE KING....from Mel Brooks, History of the World..pt 1

Now come on Potter, this will look good on me.In the sun, driving the wrong way down the road.Good day from orlando.

Hey, that's not fair...I didn't even get a chance to look up anything!

BTW Gimp, we may not be able to pee far, or write our name in the snow, but us girls have something much more powerful.

Too Bad Potter, I'll just take the crown without any effort...

Long Live Queen Lori

Yeah you got the power of making us crazy, making us do whatever pleases you and you got control over sex, you girls decide, when, where and how much! So we're pretty much screwed... Good for us, guys, that we still are a necessity for them to reproduce, give comfort, make the dishes, clean up, prepare food, give massages, listen to all of their non-sense talk...

Cheers, we love you girls and we know you love us too. Now, I was being cute, I deserve the crown!

"Did I say something wrong?"
"YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT!!"

Marriage = game over. Did you know that wedding cake is scientifically proven to cut a woman's libido by 90%? Crazy stuff, right?

While you guys are falling into the traps that women set up, I'm sticking with my faithful Vintovka Mosina.

Both of what you guys say is NOT true (I am a Passion Parties Consultant). Guys have been proven to need to release every 72 hours or they go crazy. Females do not need the release that often. It is NOT always on the girls terms.

I don't know what relationships you guys have been looking at, but it is not like that in my house. I don't think it's ever been like that at my house, and I have been married for 15 years....

Gimp, do you really do all that stuff for your woman? You're a keeper....

I am actually the perfect man Lori. I got all the quality of a gay guy, but I'm 100% hetero! I'm attentive, I got cooking skills and I love cooking, I'm always clean and neat, I even put the lid of the toilet bowl down after using it, I like watching chick flicks with my girlfriend and cuddle at the same time, I always pay for cinema or restaurant (most of the time anyways), I hold doors for her, I shave daily, I'm funny and I always cheer her up whenever she feels down, if she's got long homeworks to do and have to go to bed at like 2AM I'll even wait for her and encourage her until she's done before sleeping even though I'm getting up in like 3 hours... Oh and I bring her flowers like that, just because I feel like it.

Add to that a gazillion other things you'd need to know me personally to know. Let's just say all her friends are jealous of her and she knows it!

Oh and did I mentionned I was also good in bed?

Now, as I prove to be the most worthy man here, I deserve to be King while Lori is Queen Supreme!