Had to ask......

i typed a big long cynical speech and then deleted it. apparently i'm not allowed to answer that one...

darn!

Dangit! I woulda liked to read that big long cynical speech. *tear*

Here I'll write one:

Religion is, by society standards, a prodigious division. Therefore, due to the constant altercations between all festivals that are theological convivial, "happy holidays" is most widely renowned as a way to circumlocute quarrels spawning from the inevitable ill content of the unattached party. Because of this retrieval of post-holy-hostility (see the Holy Wars; i.e Crusades 1095-1272) people have began settling down in their congealed demands of worship. Digressable, however, is "Happy Season" which is all too couture in a society way. Many a fight can be aroused simply due to the junction's definition.

ZQ 1/4/08

There. I wrote that on the spot for you. Now I will say it again- "bow down and kiss my naskiki." Thanks.