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what useless advice. 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
When i was about 16 i met my grandad in his allotment to have a chat, when i got there i noticed two men rolling around fighting each other in the dirt.
I asked my grandad "what happened?"
He pulled me to one side and with a serious face he said "Remember son, never touch another man's cabbage."
So my question is what's the strangest words of advice you have ever been given.
 
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Re:what useless advice. 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
when parting with a friend, i tend to say "don't eat any foriegn soil"
 
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Re:what useless advice. 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
My mum had me convice when I was little that If i swalloes my chewing gum I would get appendicitis.
 
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Re:what useless advice. 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
mine had me convinced that a watermelon would grow in my belly if i swallowed a seed.
 
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Re:what useless advice. 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
When my dad used put me to bed, must of been about 5 he'd say "d'ont let the bed bugs bite" but the saddest thing he still says it when i stay over at his house.I'm 32.
 
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Re:what useless advice. 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
well, in your dad's defense - there are still bed bugs!
 
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Re:what useless advice. 6 Months ago  
Every time I see my grandfather he, right before he leaves, says,"you got it." Got what? What in the world is he always talking about that I have?.....Money? Apparently he needs glasses when he comes to visit us.
 
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