In my quest for an English Language 'A' grade to put on my university application I call upon the loyal members of Storiesville for help.

My final piece of English work before my exam is a coursework piece of my own choosing, which counts towards 25% of my grade. Being stuck for ideas my friends suggested I write the 'code' of Storiesville and make all those unwritten rules written, to produce a guide for people new to the 'Ville. Then I realised what a task that is.
Care to contribute anyone? It will be much appreciated!

What is it you wanna know....Tarhead, Russell, Max, Dirkin( who has been MIA), Jason and I have been around since the beginning basically.

So how can I help?

lol. It's meant to be something like a code of practise...explaining the social etiquette of Storiesville if you like. I have a few ideas but I thought it would be nice to get points of view from people in the know as well. I'm trying to think of an example, hmmmm.

like: Creating alter egos in order to gain positive comments is frowned upon.

Hah, yeah, sorta like that.

Thanks!

RULES FOR STORIESVILLE:

1. You must never bother to use spell check.
Make sure to misspell as many words as possible. Why use 'you' when you can just take a shortcut to 'u'? It's much easier!

2. Run on sentences are a must!
Really, commas are waaaay overrated.

3. Plagiarize for plagiarizing sake!
Why take the time to actually sit down to your word processor when you can just copy and paste some other bloke's story? Don't believe that crap about writing something yourself actually pays off to your self-esteem. Just steal the ****!

4. When commenting on a story, please don't say what you didn't like or you did like about it.
Just write: "Utter ****!" or "OMG I LUV THIS!" Because no author wants to read a boring drawn out comment that could hopefully help them improve.

And finally ...

5. When criticized, lash out at the attacker!
Make them wish they were never born! They say why they didn't like it, please come back with a "what do you know? you haven't even posted a story!" or even a "You're not my targeted audience. Go **** yourself."

yes thank you for your contribution Max...I'm sure it would be taken very seriously indeed

Hey, I spent FIVE ******* HOURS making that list. You better damn well include it.

Maybe I will put it in the 'how not to behave' section and say "Max spent a long time on this...so be nice...'
Maybe I will dedicate my coursework to you...