yeah, we need a thread like this.

last person to post, owns it.


and having said that: i hereby place the thread crown on my head and proclaim this thread to be the property of:





Sir Tarhead Of Mugwump

Fine then. I proclaim this thread in the name of
Robert Quintin "1800" Penn: The Man in Black.

I think I'll claim this thread in the name of shorter work hours.

*sneaks up and takes crown while Chris is sleeping.



Sir Tarhead Of Mugwump reigns again!

I am stealing your crown, and, just to be difficult, I am hereby taking it to a different thread! you will need to look for it! mwuhahah

Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh! ...HAMMER TIME!

I claim the crown yet again!

returns crown in hand and reclaims thrown.

uses electromagnet to stick hammer to wall for eternity (or the until the next blackout).

sets aussie traps (humanitarian) containing barramundi, rock lobsters, prawns, king crab, and sydney rock oysters,with signs stating "aussie barbie" pointing to said traps.

sits with spit wad instrument (not just a regular straw either, it's one of those bendy ones... oh, yeah...) of mass destruction and awaits predators with baited breath...

sir tarhead of mugwump