i dont think anyone is ever going to answer this one so i guess i'll do a new quote

"You ever seen a vampire?"
" No I haven't. "
"No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of ******' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you ******* over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his ******' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters. "

Lori: Armogeddon (terrible movie)
Zombie: John Carpenters vampires.

hmm not heaps sure about the vampire one, but heres my quote:
"Whats your name? Safe as ****!"

never seen armogeddon
youre right about John Carpenter's Vampires by the way

I never said that armageddon was a good movie. I asked my co-worker for a movie quote and that's what she came up with off the top of her head. Fact of the matter is, I suck at quotes, movie or otherwise!

Wow Dirkin you got a tough one there, I can't even IMDB it...
Can we at least get a hint?

yeah ok its maybe a bit obscure, I'll go with a better quote from the same movie:

"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod **** to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!"

man I hope someone gets this,

I dunno, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas?