If I become gai'shain for an entire year and a day, my toh will be met.

If someone finds my reference, he/she/it deserves the crown!

I decree, that from now on, the person deserving the crown must find the precedent persons reference from a book (preferably) or a movie. That way... It's more fair and it seizes to be a contest of who pees the farthest (come on Lori... girls can't pee that far, even backed by the wind, you girls can't even write your name in yellow letters in the snow!).

Now give up the crown and let the fun begin!

A gai'shain serves his or her captor for a year and a day, touching no weapon, ... Toh is met in various fashions from service, to humility, to beatings


The wheel of time...or the shadow rising by Robert Jorden

Hehe yep, well the complete Wheel Of Time series. But now you're king and you have to make up a new reference if you want to hold the crown.

maybe I will just seat back and enjoy this crown for a year and a day...If I dont make a reference,,,no one can take it from me now...hehehe.

wow,,this crown fits really nice.

...ITS GOOD TO BE KING....from Mel Brooks, History of the World..pt 1

Now come on Potter, this will look good on me.In the sun, driving the wrong way down the road.Good day from orlando.

Hey, that's not fair...I didn't even get a chance to look up anything!

BTW Gimp, we may not be able to pee far, or write our name in the snow, but us girls have something much more powerful.

Too Bad Potter, I'll just take the crown without any effort...

Long Live Queen Lori

Yeah you got the power of making us crazy, making us do whatever pleases you and you got control over sex, you girls decide, when, where and how much! So we're pretty much screwed... Good for us, guys, that we still are a necessity for them to reproduce, give comfort, make the dishes, clean up, prepare food, give massages, listen to all of their non-sense talk...

Cheers, we love you girls and we know you love us too. Now, I was being cute, I deserve the crown!