If I become gai'shain for an entire year and a day, my toh will be met.

If someone finds my reference, he/she/it deserves the crown!

I decree, that from now on, the person deserving the crown must find the precedent persons reference from a book (preferably) or a movie. That way... It's more fair and it seizes to be a contest of who pees the farthest (come on Lori... girls can't pee that far, even backed by the wind, you girls can't even write your name in yellow letters in the snow!).

Now give up the crown and let the fun begin!