How the heck did we go from jokes to food additives to gross species? Random thoughts I tell ya!

Heres a random thought: where does your lap go when you stand up?

It's like a drop leaf table..it's there but missing....

Ok I did something today that I thought I would share: I was walking down the street to the shops early this morning, with both hands in my jean pockets when the sun was coming up before me, right into my vision. It was so bright that I didn't realise that I had reached the curb, and I did that thing where you step on your ankle bone and the sole of your foot goes sideways as I stepped off. Because it's incredibly painful to bear weight on your ankle bone, as I realised what was happening my leg gave way to avoid the pain. Because my hands were in my pocket I had no way to stop myself from faceplanting onto the road, laying on my stomach in shock for a few moments. I struggled to get my hands free, slowly raised myself off the ground, looked over the road to see a group of schollgirls laughing their heads off at me. I think I've reached my embarrasment quota for the year after that, but I also realise it was funny enough to share with you all.

i hate it when that happens.One time Im smiling at a girl that is sitting on a bus and I walk into a lamp post.The whole bus was laughing at me.

Since were sharing embarrassing moments...When I was around 14, I put a roll of biscuits on my dresser in my bedroom one night when the windows were open on a hot summer night. being one of 5 kids..I wanted them all for myself in the morning..it was every man for himself mind you) In the middle of the night they expanded within the container and exploded with a great BOOM..I shot out of bed and ran up waking my intire family that someone was shooting at me...when we all went to my bedroom and turned on the light...there was doe all over the place..They kid me to this day.

Ahaha i had no idea biscuits could do that!