Nope, back on the rightful head. Phil, my kitchen needs painting..get to it...

Don’t forget to wear your “Work Clothes”

Nope. You gave me the brush of and I'm bristling with annoyance. Amyway you couldn't handle the texture.

Pun King Rules!

Phil

time for a bad johnny joke:

johnny and his mom were in the grocery store when johnny spotted a blind man and shouted to his mom, "Mom!! Look!! A blind man!"

embarrassed, johnny's mom immediately stopped shopping and took johnny home. putting him in his room she said, "That was wrong. You should not say those things! As punishment, you must read the first chapter of Hamlet."

johnny wasn't very happy about it, but he did as his mother told.

a week later johnny and his mom were shopping for shoes when he saw a man with a artificial arm and he immediately shouted to his mom, "Mom!! Look! A man with a fake arm!"

embarrassed yet again, she made johnny read chapters 3 and 4 of Hamlet.

a week later johnny and his mom were out shopping again when johnny spotted an extremely bow legged man walking down the aisle. he immediately turn to his mom and shouted, "Egad! What manner of man is this that walks with his legs in parenthesis?!"



i'll take that crown now...

ALL HAIL SIR TARHEAD OF MUGWUMP, RIGHTFUL RULER OF THE THREAD!

A guy comes home from work and his girlfriend is sitting on the front step with her packed bags sitting next to her. "What you doing?" he asks her.
"I heard you were a pedophile" she answers.
"That's a mighty big word for a 10 year old" he says.

OMG that was horrible...nasty joke. Banish thy filty mind to the gutter.

Long Live the beautiful Queen Michelle.....

A man and a little boy are walking into the woods around sunset. neither of them says a word, but as they're walking, it's noticeable how dark it's gotten. the further and further they go, the darker and scarier it gets until finally, the little boy turns and says:
"hey, I'm getting scared mister!" the man looks down and replies:
"YOU'RE scared? I gotta walk outta here by myself!"