I can't believe we actually do this on Storiesville. We are a wonderfully mature group of people and we should not be caught up in such nonsense. Seriously, people. I'm starting to lose respect to all my fellow writers in this community. I mean, come on, this thread probably has the most posts on it. That's sad... no wait, it's lame. It's lame like Bob Villa.

Yeah, I went there.

That's how immature this whole "proclaim your royalty" thing really is. So for crying out loud, let us stop this nonsense and focus on what's really important...

I mean, come on, we all know I wear the crown in this community anyway.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Nathan attempts to flee the room in the crown, but unfortunately he trips on the rug on the way out. He falls and skins his knees, the crown rolls about the room waiting to be picked up. Meanwhile, Nathan rubs his ouchy and moans].

Yeah your just jealous cause you can't get the crown.....

Long Live Queen Michelle

Zombie Punk takes the crown and the crowd goes wild!

You were wild to begin with...

Long Live Queen Michelle

My loyal subtractions, I give you an addition. I'll take that crown now.

Let me divide you from that crown as my loyal fans multiply....

Hahaha, don't try the math jokes with a math nerd

man are you folks slipping!!!

five days and eleven hours?

that's just nuts!

and now everything is back to normal...

all hail king tarhead!