1. Television: boring as batshit

2. George W. Bush: Smart as batshit

3. Don't stop here, its bat country: jesus... did I just say that or think that?

4.Boston Jew: Who ate all the boston bun? dammit

5. My shadow is taking a crap again: what a bad day to quit hallucinogens

6. Help me, I have Ichthyophobia: somebody scratch it for me

7. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconis: um, what'd you say grampa? leave grampa alone timmy

8. The Evil Dead:... trilogy rocks!

9. 99 red balloons: now all we need is nos

10. Insanity: is nothing compared to my outsanity

1. purple - my fav color, when I am in a purple mood

2. curves - the gym I go to

3. sky - right now, cloudy

4. have a nice day - depends on my mood, yesterday I would have said f$&k you

5. tongue - mmm, can't say, minors roaming around!

6. radio - BOB FM

7. bruce willis - Die Hard

8. pidgeon - the park

9. keyboard - piano

10. stripes - this is silly, but a lolipop

1. Television-- mindless entertainment

2. George W. Bush--I could sayu, but don't want to start a political war on here

3. Dont stop here, its bat country!--the theme song from batman

4 Boston Jew--nothing comes to mind on this one..ok, wtf comes to mind

5. My shadow is talking crap again--hahahaha

6. Help me, i have Ichthyophobia--I have a fear of swimming dinosaurs?

7. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis--the longest word in the English language. It's some sort of disease of the lungs that has to do with volcanic ash. You didn't think I would know that did you?

8. The Evil Dead--the Necronomicon...I am sure that I spelled that wrong, but awesome movie!

9. 99 red balloons--that dumb song from the 80's

10. Insanity - what I must be going through in order to work here!

Dirkin wrote:

QUOTE:

10. Insanity: is nothing compared to my outsanity

Outsanity? Hahahahahahaha.....

Ichthyophobia is a fear of fish

Yes..but were you impressed that I knew the other word?