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i dont think anyone is ever going to answer this one so i guess i'll do a new quote
"You ever seen a vampire?"
" No I haven't. "
"No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of ******' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you ******* over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his ******' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters. "
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