Mmmm..no.

The only reason Gimp got chocolate was cause he worships me...like a good boy should.

*pats Gimp on the head again and feeds him more chocolate to keep him complacent*

Long Live Queen Lori

Woah don't feed me too much chocolate, I might end up covered in brown goo... *thinks about that for a minute* considering your offer, it might actually be a cool fantasy to live, give me more, MOREEEEEEE!!!

Now, now, Mr.Gimp, would it not be a shame if all that chocolate melted? Because this little flamethrower just loves some chocolate...

That's what he was talking about..being covered in brown goo....

If I become gai'shain for an entire year and a day, my toh will be met.

If someone finds my reference, he/she/it deserves the crown!

I decree, that from now on, the person deserving the crown must find the precedent persons reference from a book (preferably) or a movie. That way... It's more fair and it seizes to be a contest of who pees the farthest (come on Lori... girls can't pee that far, even backed by the wind, you girls can't even write your name in yellow letters in the snow!).

Now give up the crown and let the fun begin!

A gai'shain serves his or her captor for a year and a day, touching no weapon, ... Toh is met in various fashions from service, to humility, to beatings


The wheel of time...or the shadow rising by Robert Jorden

Hehe yep, well the complete Wheel Of Time series. But now you're king and you have to make up a new reference if you want to hold the crown.